MRS

Thanks for considering my résumé. I’m really excited to sell myself to this behemoth of capitalist exploitation

amazingoswald:

i may have JUST begun my homework but at least i am cute

wow ur a cutie ILYSM now go be a responsible angel and do your homework and have sweet dreams k <3

Dive in the oceans of the Hoenn Region with your Wailmer!

"your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N"

friku:

where the fuck has this been all my life?????????

  • Band director: Ya know that reminds me of a story.
  • Entire band: *sighs, puts down instrument, and leans back into chair*
  • chibird:

    You are not weak, you are not dumb, and you are not selfish- for being a normal human being. Don’t put yourself down for these things!